Local cock-rockers "English Telling" have been ordered to change their name by The Ministry Of Fair Trading. Apparently, the name "English Telling" was proving misleading, due to the band singing in such a ridiculous fake American accent.. They're now called "We're Not American, But Don't Tell Anyone". The band are said to be relieved and happy about the subtle name-change.

(other names considered were "Not English? I'm Telling!", and "Fleetwood Max"..)