Friday, 12 August 2011

Hot new Norwich soup-or-group, Khan, have a tough time ahead of them. Early last month the band was issued with a "Cease & Desist" order from legendary/mythical soul singer, Chaka Khan. To literally add insult to an injury, they then received a similar letter from Imran Khan, the famous cricket.

In a bizarre twist of their tail, the rocky duo (+1) also received a third legal missive, from the Estate Of Ghengis Khan, forbidding the band from using Ghengis' likeness on any promotional materials. Also in the same envelope was a flyer offering 20% off the new Ghengis biography, entitled "Yes, I Bloody Well Khan!".

12 t-shirts (and 5 USB wristbands) have had to be sent back to the printers, and/or burned. Possibly both..

***STOP & PRESS*** - The band have decided to change their name to "Morgan", to avoid anymore costly and time-consuming court cases.

***THIS JUSTIN*** - In another unfortunate twist (not the popular 50s dance move), "Morgan" (formerly Khan) have been sued by 80s "Streetsounds Records" entree pruner, "Morgan Khan". We really didn't see that coming.. Gentlemen, our thoughts are with you at this difficult time..

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