Monday, 18 October 2010

NR One Records chef/boss, Kingsley Harriet, was this week arrested for "cooking the books". Turns out there's been a simple clerical error, and rather than committing fraud, he was actually cooking up a tasty "paper-based" meal for his popular cooking TV show "Can't Cook, Cos I'm Not A Cook". We caught up with the local "Music Molehill" turned "Celebratory Chef", Ainsley Harris, who was clearly heard shouting "the cheques are in the post", whilst running down the street chasing a fast buck into a pit of despair..

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