Norwich's premier squat/venue "The Marquee" recently lost their three Michelin stars. It turns out that they got them by accident. They were meant to get three "Mitch Lynne Scars", which is an award given out by "The UK Bare-Knuckle Underground Fighting Federation Association Organisation Club Of Great Britain".
When we asked Mitch Lynne, head of "The UK Bare-Knuckle Underground Fighting Federation Association Organisation Club Of Great Britain", to tell us more about "The UK Bare-Knuckle Underground Fighting Federation Association Organisation Club Of Great Britain", he said "the first rule of "The UK Bare-Knuckle Underground Fighting Federation Association Organisation Club Of Great Britain", is you don't talk about "The UK Bare-Knuckle Underground Fighting Federation Association Organisation Club Of Great Britain"!"
But after half a shandy he said "oh, go on then", and went on to regale us with lots of juicy stories. What a lightweight!!