Local red-haired "urban" singer Ed Sheeran this week signs a deal to be Elton John's chauffer.  The deal has been in the works since this summer, when Ed appeared on Elton's over-the-top phone-in radio show, "Right, I'm Leaving!", on Los Angeles "R-Koq" radio station. The pair got on like their houses were on fire, and Elton offered Ed a record deal, on his "Man Rocket" record label; but later in the same show the pair got into an argument over what colour Ed's hair is. Elton said it was obviously ginger, but Ed insisted it was "Burnt Auburn Delight". Things escalated, and the offer of a record deal was replaced with a deal whereby Ed drives Elton around all day in his diamond-studded Nissan Micra, and if he's lucky he'll get to polish Elton's "special little friend". We contacted Ed for clarification on what this meant, but Ed refused to go into any more detail, as he was busy doing sick-ups into his hoody.
Well Ed, we wish you the best of luck. Keep it real!