Local hip-hop rapping band, "Children Of A Dying Breed", have taken it upon themselves to start a new charity called "Children Of Dying Breeds". For a small monthly fee, you'll be able to sponser the babies of soon-to-be-extinct animals. For a larger premium, you'll be able to buy them outright, and do what you bloody well please with them. (This latter option isn't listed on the website, but we found this out in a phonecall to the charity/crew's "disc jockey" "MC Sinster". He said "to be honest mate, once the money's in my bank account, I couldn't give a monkeys what you do. Peace".

*Editors Note* - Steve, that phone call was strictly off-the-record, so can you please edit that bit out before you publish this one?
Thanks,
Lionel.