Fire engines from three counties were recently called to a small Suffolk village on "John Peel Day". There have been so many people banging on and on about how great John Peel was since he died, (even though 95% of them hadn't even listened to any of his radio shows for the last 10 years of his life) that he's been turning in his grave non-stop for the last 6 years, eventually setting fire to his own casket, ironically (don'cha think?) on the very day set aside to remember him.
Fire officials claim "we just can't put the bugger out! We've been here for 5 days now, but he just keeps on spinning! It's not all bad news though; as local electricians have managed to hook up a generator to his revolving corpse, to power the houses of all the local villagers.