Honourary local band "The Cheek" have changed their name again. As most of you will know, they were originally called "Cheeky Cheeky & The Nosebleeds", but shortened their name to "The Cheek" after being taken to court by 80s puppet "Cheeky The Monkey", and his puppeteer/manager "Keith Brown" (from local "duck-n-roll" club duo "Keith Brown & Orville").
In a stroke of bad luck, the band were AGAIN taken to court, this time by 60s folk-rock band, "The Cheek" (no relation), and have been forced to further shorten their name, to simply "Che".

***BREAKING NEWS*** - News Justin! The band have just been issued with Court Proceedings, by relatives of dead Cuban leader, Che Stadium.

Stay tuned for further updates..

CHINESE WHISPER!!! - Norwich Arts Centre have revealed plans to make the venue "more echoey", using special "money traps". We spoke to venue manager "Stuart Ian", who told us "our understanding is that if you throw enough money into a bottomless pit, then the venue will magically start making a profit." When asked what this had to do with making the venue more echoey, Ian Stuart said "how the bally hell should I know! I just thought I'd make it sound even more echoey so I could see the looks of frustration on band members faces! Now, fill out this Escalator form, and I'll give you £5000, no questions asked, just like I have done for everyone else I know!".
At this point, our reporter walked out, but he shouted down the corridor "and if you're in two bands, I'll give you £10,000, and you can use all the money to fly one of the bands to South By South West, just like "********" did!
At this point, he winked, drank the bar dry, and booked the same 4 local bands for all the upcoming gigs in the next 6 months..
***We can't reveal which band/s he was talking about, for legal reasons, and because we here at "Norwich Music Rumours Uncovered!!!" are fans of both bands.***
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Local red-haired "urban" singer Ed Sheeran this week signs a deal to be Elton John's chauffer.  The deal has been in the works since this summer, when Ed appeared on Elton's over-the-top phone-in radio show, "Right, I'm Leaving!", on Los Angeles "R-Koq" radio station. The pair got on like their houses were on fire, and Elton offered Ed a record deal, on his "Man Rocket" record label; but later in the same show the pair got into an argument over what colour Ed's hair is. Elton said it was obviously ginger, but Ed insisted it was "Burnt Auburn Delight". Things escalated, and the offer of a record deal was replaced with a deal whereby Ed drives Elton around all day in his diamond-studded Nissan Micra, and if he's lucky he'll get to polish Elton's "special little friend". We contacted Ed for clarification on what this meant, but Ed refused to go into any more detail, as he was busy doing sick-ups into his hoody.
Well Ed, we wish you the best of luck. Keep it real!

Local oddball music promoters "Howlback Hum" recently celebrated their 10th Birthday by putting on 6 gigs in 5 days, in 7 different venues (?).  Or rather, they INTENDED to do that. But upon setting up their cobbled together PA system each night, they found that they were getting uncontrollable ear-splitting howlback from the microphones, and bowl-shaking hum through the PA speakers.
So, it was business as usual, hehe, and the gigs went on without a hitch!

Not music related, or Norwich related, but we think Al Pacino should open a neck-wear shop called "Scarf Ace".. Just us? Oh well..

Local 4-piece M.O.R band "The Loyal Few" have sacked their guitarist, Matt. The well-loved local A.O.R band, known for their own particular bland of lightweight easy-listening pop, are carrying on as a 3 piece. They are however changing their name to "The Loyal Fewer"..