For all you idea-smiths, this event gives YOU, over the course of the weekend, the chance to "sound your visions", directly at the organisers of Norwich's "Norwich Sound-A-Vision Festival" Festival, in Norwich.
Just turn up at Norwich Arts Centre anytime from now til kingdom come, stand on the special "vision platform", face the custom-made "Thoughtmaster 2000" machine (kindly designed and donated by Roys Of Wroxham) and shout your thoughts directly into the mouths of the organisers, who will be each taking it in turns, over 8 hour shifts, to "poke our heads through the hole in the front of the cardboard, I MEAN, THE MACHINE! Yeah, it's a machine, not cardboard, hehe, and erm, soak up the vibes, or spit, or whatever comes out, until everyone has "sounded" their "visions", or something yeah? WE LOVE IT!!"
According to co-organiser Jennifer O. Jenny, the last few years worth of "visions" have been etched, purely from memory, onto a special "thought board", using "nano laser technology"; then broken up into tiny pieces with a special "thought mallet" (kindly donated by Notcutts Garden Centre), and placed delicately into a custom-made "vision capsule" (made by the students at Bignold Nursery School).
At midnight on Saturday, the capsule will be "fired up to the fucking moon!!" according to co-organiser Rosie Cheeks. We asked her what the reason was, and she said "cos it'll be a bit of alright, if you know what I mean!". We do Rosie, we do!
Other less glamorous co-organiser Adrian Sheff summed things up by saying "this can only be a good thing for the Norwich music and art scene", and we here at the apparently reincarnated Norwich Music Rumours Uncovered, completely agree!
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