Norwich's Rumsey Wells pub has a new venture that everyone needs to know about. BTW, we were checking out the history of the pub, and found that "Rumsey Wells" is Gaelic slang for "Dirty Beer Kegs", so if you feel sick after drinking there, that could be one of the reasons.. Remember, we bring you these rumours as soon as we hear about them, no matter how made-up and unfounded they are!
Oh yeah, so anyway, back to life, back to reality; here's what we were going to tell you about.
There's a new shop in the basement of the Rumsey, selling stuff by local "artists"!
"What?!?" I hear you cry, "is Norwich ready for such an innovation?". To that I would say, "there's no need to be sarcastic".
The Rumsey Wells tried for months to think of the perfect name for the shop, and after many sleepless nights & bottomless glasses of wine they had to throw in the towels and call the only person that they could truly trust to think of a an imaginative name.
Yep, that's right!
They employed the services of 70s TV themetune writer extraordinaire, Ronnie Hazelhurst, writer of TV's "Blankety Blank" themetune, as well as the "Supermatch Game" jingle from the same show, which is basically identical to the themetune, apart from replacing the words "Blankety Blank" with "Supermatch Game"..
We can now unveil that the Rumsey Wells shop is called........................
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............."Shop"..
Well done Ronnie! You've done it again! Pure genius..
(this is actually old news, but we've been away, and decided to publish it anyway, so give us a break, yeah?)
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