Last Monday £30,000 was stolen from Norfolk & Norwich Festival headquarters in Tombland last Monday, when festival organisers accidentally left open the door to their safe, last Monday. Unfortunately, they also accidentally left the safe out in the street.. Even more unfortunately, they also accidentally left a sign in front of it saying "FREE MONEY!! BE MY GUEST! I WON'T TELL! HONEST!". Festival officials have issued a statement saying "Cor! What am I like! Hehe. I tell you, if my head wasn't screwed on, lol! rofl, etc..".
Police are doing their best to track down the naughty people, but say "we're busy, erm, I wanna say, fighting crime? But that makes it sound like we're superheroes. And we're not.. It'd be pretty cool though.. Ooh, gotta go! The sandwich man's arrived!".