Friday, 9 October 2015

The Neutrinos Next Gig Is Gonna Be MOIDER!

The Neutrinos (so much better than the OLD Trinos..) have just unveiled some intriguing details about their forthcoming one-off event, set in the bowels of Norwich's "The Castle Museum".

"Klanger House Of Horrors" takes place at midnight tonight, in a wing of the museum's cellars that haven't been used for over 120 years.. 121 years to be exact! Norwich's experimental neuse-rock (pronounced "noise-rock) band will be trying out some brand new ideas, fresh from the success of their previous two one-off shows, "Just Another Manic Funhouse" and "Oh, Hokey Cokey Death-Cruise".

"Klanger House Of Horrors" will feature bizarre, mind-bending and unique versions of classic Neutrinos songs/rituals, all performed inside a circle made up of 36 locally-sourced branches, forming a 6 foot high fence, of sorts; atop which sit the disembodied heads of all the Arts Council members that refused them funding, for their increasingly bizarre and far-out music/art crossover events.

Bassist and band stylist Jon Bake-Off had this to say: "We literally have murdered 36 people, and rammed their dripping skulls onto sticks! It's pretty out-there, even for us, I have to admit, hehe!". Singer, Kareen Overthecliff backed Jon up by emphasizing "yeah, we try our best to push the envelope further and farther and furtherer each time we get a new event commissioned. This time however, the Arts Council people decided not to help fund the event; so, we had literally no other choice; and had to take matters into our own hands..".

At this point in the interview Kareen & Jon emitted what can only be described as "ghostly laughs", followed by the echoing sound of gutteral screams from somewhere in the far distance.. We have no idea how they did it, but it scared the living shit out of us, and required a change of trousers. If it's a glimpse of what we can expect from the show, then we're going to be phoning the ticket hotline right now to book our seats!

The Neutrinos! Whatever will they come up with next..

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