AND WE'RE BACK!!

Popular local character, DJ-78, has been spinning bakelite on his gramophones to the delight of local old fashioned people, and normal people alike, for many years now, and we here at Norwich Music Rumours Uncovered applaud him for that. (we don't literally applaud him, but you know what I mean..)

We recently caught up with him at old-fashioned show-off night, "Proper Bo Nana Fan", for a chinwag and a chat. When asked the question in everyone's lips, "Where does the name DJ-78 come from", he told us a hilarious story about when he used to work in the local Phorensics Unit at Norwich Hospital, in The Olden Days.

One (olden) day, the body of a 78 year old man was brought in, with many puncture wounds. To fully  examine the dead geezer, our hero had to remove the stunning vintage (ie: old) dinner jacket that the pensioner was wearing at the time of his shooting/mauling (the case was never solved..). Before anyone else noticed, our DJ friend (DJ-78) stole the jacket (you go girl!), hiding it in his Anderson Shelter at home.

Well, we were touched by DJ-78 more than once during the telling of his story (it goes without saying!), so we contacted the local Police to confirm the story, before we went to print. Well, it turns out that it's all true, and as of 10am this morning, DJ-78 is a fugitive, on the run, protected from the elements only by the Dinner Jacket of a 78 year old dead guy.

You can't make this stuff up!  Why would you!