Bearsuit were mistakenly arrested by Customs officers yesterday, at their secret lair in the bowels of Norwich's underground network of tunnels. "False Intelligence" was blamed for the mix-up, which almost led to the band being imprisoned for "illegally importing suits made from bear skins" from Eastern Europe. Customs officers have issued an official statement, apologising to the band, and confirming that it was all a terrible mistake.
In other news, local bands Hello Bear, Bear, Bear Fare, and Alex Carson (head of Barefeet Records) were also arrested for similar crimes, and all remain in custody at the time of going to press..